The TRUE Energy of Life…..is due to people YOU know…..

March 11, 2011

Lonn UKnoMe…

HAD  ARRIVED..
..somehow magically brought his houseboat up the Wathchoutnow River…all the way from Hawaii…..
it was like the second coming…Eyesore, Koddee, and Great Aunt Claire raced down …salivating ……to greet him and to see if he had one  of their Favorites….Spam Musubi….
Great Aunt Claire  KNEW somehow…….that he would come over..,……   to see her dazzlements….
she had encountered him when the Great Northern Circus….had traveled through Hawaii searching for the Fountain Of Sage…..
.n Lonn …TOTALLY disrupted her tarot cards when he entered her tent …I mean they FLEW out of her hands and landed at his feet…..
prophesying  Earthquake-free Healthy Happiness….
a tinfoil covered chicken dinner that had been on that “LOST” airplane fell out of the skies…
on the fold down table that it had been served on with the wine glass…(red wine not spilled)  and silverware and the napkin shaped like a dove…TOTALLY INTACT
Grannie Toad felt that the Dali Lama was going to recognize this spiritual man…
I  was sleeping….tho it was like 8 AM…LATE for me…….
all I could think when I heard the brahoo  …shoot …another Reality Show is ALL we need in the Watchoutnow  Valley …ever since they took Snookie…….
it was so bloody hot tho…I did get up..to look out of the bus window…to observe Laiddee throwing her baton up into the trees….chewing on those chicken bits….
guess she was TOO young to realize the importance of Lonn UknoMe’s arrival…..
the air was very STILL  for some reason…it was hot and of course humid…horseflies everywhere……mosquitoes were drenched with sweat and could not fly…Praise Allah…or whomever…..
Uncle Desperate ..in his White Suit and White Panama Hat….was sitting on that discarded Barkalounger outside the bus…furiously fanning himself…
I called out the window…”Hey Uncle D…I hear that Mr Lonn has arrived…..”
he yelled back…Robbee….”can you drop your Lucky Strike fag long enough to get Mr. Lonn’s friend…… ChoooLong out of the john…seems he ate too many of the roast beef musubi’s and has a case of the trots…….”
I said well I will give him one of Auntee Michelle’s special potions…..which is bascially an oral medicine…”WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING THAT SHIT….BOY…YOU GOTTA CURE YOURSELF AS NO ONE ELSE WILL”……..
Auntee Michelle’s remedy for ANYTHING in the world were the BEST… especially for WHITE Pampered  babies….
yeah yeah…I KNOW you have NOT heard who Auntee Michelle is…..well all I can say is that she WAS the reason that Lonn’s houseboat appeared on our landing on the Watchoutnow River…
I MEAN….Auntee Michelle ….who is related to us somehow through Great Aunt Claire’s 2nd asshole boyfriend…..
SHE  KNOWS….
SHE has  a power she thinks EVERYONE has…but most of us don’t…except Lonn…..
Lonn is as silent as a cactus…….in a high wind down in the Winrader Tennis Desert Classics……
Lonn and Auntee Michelle are related …Great Aunt Claire says…back in a former life…..
put the two of them together and MOST of the World’s problems ARE solved….or so says Great Aunt Claire….
but one never knows how Wisconsin born Great Aunt Claire REALLY is…..I mean her dazzlements …the Republicans feel might be ENTITLED according to circus unions back in the day…..to get more pay than a normal cow in a pasture that is providing milk…
I mean this is TOO confusing to me…..so I fell back into a sleep listening to Lonn, Great Aunt Claire, and Auntie Michelle….humm an old Liberian Spiritual that Ellen Johnson Sirleaf’s grandmother sang…
it made me feel so good and hungry for some of Lonn’s Musubi………….

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