Vibrators

July 14, 2013

When I was at the Idiot today for brunch I read the article in today’s NY Times “She Can Play That Game, Too” by Kate Taylor…

it basically talks about how women have changed …or times have changed…

that they Initiate casual sex or “hook ups”…as they do not want anymore of a serious relationship than the man of yesterday…..as they are committed to their goals …..tho one girl said “I can’t (have a sexual relationship), because I can’t just lose my V-card to some random guy”…until she soberly met a “super hot” guy….”

“she had sex with him. In the morning he walked her home”…she came home with the biggest smile…which amazed her friends…..making them jealous…

she is still happily pursuing her career….

this all made me think of the Fabulous Party Ed and Larry threw last night

(oh let me preface this)…. by saying I had one of the MOST fascinating talks with Larry the night before at the Boozie Bunches watering hole…he grew up in a Kibbutz (sp?) in Connecticut until the state made kids at the age of 8 attend a public school…he spoke Hebrew primarily…but knew English but he knew Hebrew better….and he wrote in Hebrew….and the Hebrew calendar is TOTALLY different than the calendar (Gregorian ?) one most of us use…..

but just imagine being taken and put in a public school…where you not only did NOT know anyone but your basic language and calendar is TOTALLY Different….and he said the Most embarrassing moment came when his teacher told him Happy Birthday…..he said it WAS NOT his birthday …(as the Jewish calendar is different)…she dragged him to the Headmaster’s room by the ear for disagreeing with her…

this IS a movie waiting to happen…from the Kibbutz ….to realizing he was Gay……to becoming one of the heads of the NY Stock Exchange ..specializing in mergers and acquisitions….(sorry Larry if this is the wrong title)…. to marrying his fabulous husband in Vermont when Gay marriage was recognized…..(they are having a formal wedding Jewish wedding next February)

the party last night was …..at their wonderful house…..Ed’s mother was there from Orlando with her boy friend, her brother and his wonderful Minneapolis born wife Linda….the invitations said “Take My Mother-in-Law”

(and WHY do ALL Midwestern women (Linda in this case and alot of my old freinds) of a certain age wear their hair in the same style…(nothing wrong with it I am just curious)…

it is tight curls and shortish ….

some I have mistakenly taken for Lesbians…for some unknown data base that lies in the farthest reaches of my brain…back next to the memories of true Ice Boxes when you had your ice delivered into your Ice house…to bury in the sawdust to last through the summer (sigh!!!)…to the only Esso gas station on Lake Namekagon’s owner…….Randy…to his one handed wife who worked as a waitress at the resort…. “Bobynn”…. on Lake Namekagon…near our summer house….a resort frequented before my day by Al Capone… where my sister use to play with a nickel “If I Knew You Were Coming…I’d a Baked a Cake”…on their wonderfully multicolor illuminated jukebox….before we went in for dinner….

but if you see a woman with tight curls and she looks possibly like a Lesbian….just know that you have met someone who is one of the few people left who is the Salt of The Earth……

once THAT generation goes….you have to realize….glaciers are soon gone…as is the fresh drinking water that I use to be able to drink from the Lakes of Northern Canada…and their wonderful rivers..on the canoe trips my father took us on….. this was before “Acid Rain”…………

but thinking of how Women have Finally come into their own….freely talking about masturbation (something that men did not talk about freely when I grew up….I actually did not know what it was …(sorry Pacifically Bobby…)…but I DIDN”T….it was not until a friend…at school (STA)…Timbo Lanahan ….(F Scott Fitzgerald’s grandson)…. thankfully told me how….

it reminds me of my Mother….who I grew closer to after my dad died….and when I asked her if she had ever used a vibrator….she said What is that for….and when I told her …masturbation……she said …can you buy one for me….as I have never masturbated….(sigh…)

At the party last night …which was 99.9% gay…I was at a table outside on Larry and Ed’s fabulous patio…

their spa (hot tub) ….is raised above the pool and there is a dramatic waterfall that overflows into the swimming pool below from it….

there were only 4 people at the table and the question went around started by Michael from Seattle…whom of us had a sexual relationship with a woman…as he said the last time he had N experience with “fish”…was when he was shot out of the womb…..

I was the only one at the table who has had….

and honestly they were ALL Fabulous experiences…I learned more about sex at college from Dorothy Yang…( her Father was second in command of the Taiwanese (sp?) Air Force)

…she was the cleanest and most experienced sexual person I have EVER been nude with…..

as most men are Wham Bam Thank You Mam……I mean the male species TOTALLY lack sensitivity….and I frankly do NOT know why people talk about penis sizes..as a large penis is EXTREMELY painful…

no thank you

earlier in the evening I was talking to Wonderful Lance and Jeff and Wonderful (yeah I have to find another descriptive)…Richard and Robert…about cruises…as Lance and Jeff are taking a cruise from Barcelona through the Mediterranean and Adriatic Seas….but it is on a basically straight cruise…..which I frankly have preferred to all Gay cruises..less expensive and better food……they are taking the cruise with the gay “Pied Piper ” group…which I have to look into…as the gays get together and go on straight cruises…..

this whole weekend made me realize again how different and wonderful we all are…..

and now that women are finally realizing they “Can Play That Game Too”….it is just important that we ALL …. first look after ourselves as we cannot truly care for anyone else until we do……

as is the example with lovers…… Pacifically……. Bobby….as Grouchy Geoffrey has wonderfully rolled back 20 years physically…offering all young studs their choice in color for the Maserati they desire…….with a smoke free smile…..

(sigh!!!)

One Response to “Vibrators”

  1. Richard Steele said

    Good one!!! Sorry we missed all the conversation. But we had to go to a Christmas in July party, quite a diversion from the Jewish Take My Mother-in-law.

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