Pissing in a Urinal

April 26, 2017

`What is this…where when  two men Have to have a conversation in a  film now

…. they just have  to happen to  meet pissing in the urinals ….in the old days it was a Pub….

At first I thought it was quite novel….but now it is sort of OVER done….

I mean I am piss shy…and DO like those dividers that are in some johns…. they usually are not ….

But it IS a relief when I do enter a bathroom and see them…..

last time was several weeks ago…at Billy Reeds here in the Desert….an Asian guy was to my left…I was kinda loaded after our Boozey Bunch gathering….and he started some conversation about the weather….he was pissing like a horse…and I merely said..

”I guess you have no Prostate problems”…

He chuckled and said “No”

But if you are wasted as I have been so so many wonderful times in my youth …it really does not matter….as if you have to…. you just do….and don’t give a Fuck……

I think of a girlfriend  Paula…the girl married to one of my last lovers who was my boss…she was the one who when I flew to Houston to be with them…said as we sat in their Kingsize bed….she in the middle…

”Boys…if anyone gets fucked tonight it is me”…..

We use to hit all the gay discos in Houston at the time….and lord the bathroom facilities for  women were total Crap….

so we took her into the “men’s”

she had to go into the  stall with its  door torn off…and stand with her stilettos on top of the toilet n crouch to take a pee…..as we we stood in front of it…we were her “curtain”

think the bar/disco was called “Heaven”

She was Drop dead Gorgeous….

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